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{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, when a family cat died, all family members would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning.","length":110}

{"fact":"Unlike other cats, lions have a tuft of hair at the end of their tails.","length":71}

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{"fact":"It is estimated that cats can make over 60 different sounds.","length":60}

{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}

{"fact":"Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.","length":87}

{"fact":"The little tufts of hair in a cat\u2019s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called \u201cear furnishings.\u201d","length":143}

{"fact":"A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).","length":96}

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