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Sir John Martin-Harvey, known before his knighthood in 1921 as John Martin Harvey, was an English stage actor-manager.
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Page One is the debut album by American jazz tenor saxophonist Joe Henderson, recorded and released by Blue Note Records in 1963. Henderson is featured in a group with trumpeter Kenny Dorham, pianist McCoy Tyner, bassist Butch Warren and drummer Pete La Roca. The pieces on the album were written by either Henderson or Dorham, and include two pieces that went on to become jazz standards: Henderson’s \"Recorda Me\" and Dorham’s \"Blue Bossa\". All of the musicians are listed on the album's front cover with the exception of Tyner, who is credited as \"ETC.\" due to his being signed to rival Impulse! Records.
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