{"fact":"A happy cat holds her tail high and steady.","length":43}
{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}
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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
{"fact":"Phoenician cargo ships are thought to have brought the first domesticated cats to Europe in about 900 BC.","length":105}
{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"L'ÃŽle-Perrot","displaytitle":"L'ÃŽle-Perrot","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q141590","titles":{"canonical":"L'ÃŽle-Perrot","normalized":"L'ÃŽle-Perrot","display":"L'ÃŽle-Perrot"},"pageid":1956156,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/39/L%27Ile-Perrot_QC.JPG/330px-L%27Ile-Perrot_QC.JPG","width":320,"height":184},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/L%27Ile-Perrot_QC.JPG","width":982,"height":566},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1289121027","tid":"41bec3fd-2a95-11f0-a023-5a4631bb0c51","timestamp":"2025-05-06T16:14:59Z","description":"City in Quebec, Canada","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":45.39333333,"lon":-73.955},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L'%C3%8Ele-Perrot","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L'%C3%8Ele-Perrot?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L'%C3%8Ele-Perrot?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:L'%C3%8Ele-Perrot"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/L'%C3%8Ele-Perrot","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/L'%C3%8Ele-Perrot","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/L'%C3%8Ele-Perrot?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:L'%C3%8Ele-Perrot"}},"extract":"The Town of ÃŽle-Perrot is a town and municipality on ÃŽle Perrot in southwestern Quebec, Canada. The population as of the Canada 2016 Census was 10,756. The town is at the western end of Lake Saint-Louis, and borders the local island communities of Terrasse-Vaudreuil, Pincourt and Notre-Dame-de-l'ÃŽle-Perrot. It also includes Dowker Island and the small Claude and Bellevue Islands.","extract_html":"
The Town of ÃŽle-Perrot is a town and municipality on ÃŽle Perrot in southwestern Quebec, Canada. The population as of the Canada 2016 Census was 10,756. The town is at the western end of Lake Saint-Louis, and borders the local island communities of Terrasse-Vaudreuil, Pincourt and Notre-Dame-de-l'ÃŽle-Perrot. It also includes Dowker Island and the small Claude and Bellevue Islands.
"}{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
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